Here's a list of some funny quotes and parts from Season 1+2 of Lego Ninjago:
1.Sensei Wu: Duck. Duck. DUCK!!
Nya: I'm trying! I can't!
Gets whacked by billboard.
Sensei Wu: I told you to duck.
Nya; I don't want to hear it.
2.Boy: Look Mummy a flying ship!
Mom: Oh honey ships don't fly only planes.
Boy: But mummy a flying ship!
Mom; uh, that's nice dear.
3. Boy to Mom: See mummy? Snakes.
4: Sensei Wu. Don not be jealous of this samurai. Let it inspire you. Oh, FERRIS WHEEL!!!
5. Jay: We're saving a girl? Is she hot?
Hope you like it!!!